Not as charming as you...

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“Wide Open Spaces,” Dixie Chicks

Nino is late. Amelie can only see two explanations:
1 - He didn’t get the photo.
2 - Before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away… but he caused a crash. When he came to, he’d lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin.
Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who’ll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.

Nino is late. Amelie can only see two explanations:

1 - He didn’t get the photo.

2 - Before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away… but he caused a crash. When he came to, he’d lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin.

Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who’ll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.